Marketing is the art of telling people about products in a way that makes them want to buy them and it's part and parcel of the bike industry - and indeed any other. However, sometimes it can all get a bit silly, as the urge to differentiate their products and sing its praises leads to some purple prose.

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We've picked some hot examples of marketing blurb from a number of brands and all you need to do in our quiz is match a quote to the brand behind it. Simple eh? Let's see how you get on...

Let us know how well (or otherwise) you did in the comments...

H/T to Christopher Kay for the inspiration

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